Kristina’s Reviews > Dazz > Status Update

"It...lets every male know that we are mated.” “For life, huh?” “Yes,” he replied. “Don’t you think you should have asked me first?” “Probably, but I was afraid you’d say no. Are you upset?”
Oh nbd my guy that seems totes valid

OH MY GOD THESE ARE SPACE CAT VAMPIRES.

What do we think a fringed pace is

Chekov's allergy to alien fruit.

Always the Sakkus who betray you

“So someone on my ship wants to overthrow the ruling family… my family?!” “So it seems,” Sakku answered. This was a huge problem!

A child wrote this.

This reads like a bunch of German teenagers playing telephone and then putting the result through google translate

oh no a traitor

Creamed core sure sure seems chill

How does a spaceship slip by unnoticed this isn't a hallway