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“When she moved her head, I could see a lesion on her neck open and close like a fish mouth singing a country song.”

“…and the pictures playing in my head now were better, not so violent or sucky. They were more of women in turtlenecks petting my hair.”

“We watched Snowblind. The guy in it, he fell off a platform at a mob-owned ski lift and landed in powder next to a sexy assassin with a heart of gold.”

“I can read. A little. I kind of protested it in School™. On the grounds that the silent ‘E’ is stupid.”

“We still were like that, looking into each other’s eyes and all, when the doctor came in and was like, What the hell had happened in the examination room, what’s with all the needles? and he was upgrading to homicidal and going all, Da da da professional care unit, da da da dangerous and costly da da infection da da da, etc.”

“. . . based on the true story of a clone fighting to save her own liver from the cruel and ruthless original who’s farming her for organs.”

Then it was this big thing. She was like, I never want to see you again, and I was like, Fine. Okay? Fine. Then get some special goggles.