Siobhan’s Reviews > Curvy Girls Can't Dance > Status Update

The same joke 4 pages apart in the same chapter. I can’t.

Any outfit with a Fanny pack/ bumbag is automatically not cute.

I really hate when people say phase when they mean faze. How can you be unphased? It’s unfazed!

69%? Nice.

Why was there an entire chapter describing how to change a tyre? That’s a lot of screen time for something inconsequential just to force drama where it doesn’t need to be.

I’d love to talk with Kelsey. With my storytelling and her marketing we could make a really strong young adult series. I’d strip the tropes out of her, she’d get the books out there

Of course her first sip of beer ends with the cops showing up and arresting her. Realistic, not overdramatise to force a climax that could have happened naturally.

I mourn for the potential of these stories that are never lived up to.

Sometimes I just don’t understand the motivations and morals of these characters. And I don’t mean I don’t agree with their choices, I mean they come out of left field. Blaming your mum for staying with her cheating husband?! What the hell?

Hypothyroidism is much better than acting allergic to vegetables. First book since the first one addressing a reason why an active girl might be big despite her diet and exercise. Just wish it was more than surface level