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“How about Pumpkin?”
“He…comes from a long, ancient, noble race of humanity’s protectors and guardians, and you’re going to name that dignified beast Pumpkin?” Izael grimaced.
She rolled her eyes. “How about Lord Pumpkin, Destroyer of Worlds, Ender of Kings, Devourer of Vermin?”
The cat let out a mrrrpt and bonked his head against hers.
“He finds that acceptable.” He smiled.
“Good."
lord pumpkin ☺️✨️
— May 05, 2025 03:37PM
“He…comes from a long, ancient, noble race of humanity’s protectors and guardians, and you’re going to name that dignified beast Pumpkin?” Izael grimaced.
She rolled her eyes. “How about Lord Pumpkin, Destroyer of Worlds, Ender of Kings, Devourer of Vermin?”
The cat let out a mrrrpt and bonked his head against hers.
“He finds that acceptable.” He smiled.
“Good."
lord pumpkin ☺️✨️
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"You’re sure this is okay to do? Just wander around?”
He chuckled. “You are safe with me.”
“Safe. With a man-eating Unseelie snake fae who is extremely horny and probably a little insane. Sure. Safe.”
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— May 04, 2025 03:54PM
He chuckled. “You are safe with me.”
“Safe. With a man-eating Unseelie snake fae who is extremely horny and probably a little insane. Sure. Safe.”
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“And I doubt you would know where to aim for my cocks either.”
He put her down.
“I’m pretty sure I know enough about the anatomy of snakes to know where your—” She hitched on what he had just said. “Hold on. Hold on. Back up.” Plural.He had used plural. “Do snakes…”
The shit-eating grin on his face was one for the ages.Holding up two fingers, he wiggled them back and forth.
“Oh, my God, no.”
alex hun, tis yolo time
— May 04, 2025 03:43PM
He put her down.
“I’m pretty sure I know enough about the anatomy of snakes to know where your—” She hitched on what he had just said. “Hold on. Hold on. Back up.” Plural.He had used plural. “Do snakes…”
The shit-eating grin on his face was one for the ages.Holding up two fingers, he wiggled them back and forth.
“Oh, my God, no.”
alex hun, tis yolo time
Dora
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She shifted, trying to worm her way out from under him.Murmuring, he tightened his grasp and pulled her back to him. “No moving. Warm.”
Sighing, she shut her eyes for a moment, praying for patience from whomever was listening. “Izael, let me up.”
“No. Warm.” He hugged her,nuzzling his head into her hair. His words were still slurred, half asleep. “Cold blooded.”
gross body horror then a cuddle?
why the heck not?
— May 04, 2025 03:31PM
Sighing, she shut her eyes for a moment, praying for patience from whomever was listening. “Izael, let me up.”
“No. Warm.” He hugged her,nuzzling his head into her hair. His words were still slurred, half asleep. “Cold blooded.”
gross body horror then a cuddle?
why the heck not?
Dora
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I don’t want to belong to you.”
“But do you wish it?” Perching the glass orb atop his pointer and middle fingers “Prove it. I dare you. Let us see if you are attempting to convince both of us.”
Snarling in frustration, she stormed away. "Fuck you"
Izael laughed. "Poor sweet witch. Don’t be frustrated with me. Don’t you see how you win, no matter the outcome of this game of ours?"
— May 04, 2025 03:21PM
“But do you wish it?” Perching the glass orb atop his pointer and middle fingers “Prove it. I dare you. Let us see if you are attempting to convince both of us.”
Snarling in frustration, she stormed away. "Fuck you"
Izael laughed. "Poor sweet witch. Don’t be frustrated with me. Don’t you see how you win, no matter the outcome of this game of ours?"

