Status Update

Harrison is 28% done

is it a little cringy? yeah. but i don’t hate it as much as everyone online made me think i would. fingers crossed it stays this way

— May 07, 2025 07:55AM

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Harrison’s Previous Updates

Harrison is 95% done

unexpected pregnancy 🤮 vile

— May 11, 2025 09:12PM

Harrison is 68% done

i hope men aren’t stupid enough to really call a curling iron a “hot stick thing” in real life

— May 11, 2025 04:43PM

Harrison is 53% done

call it ballet one more time 🔫

— May 10, 2025 11:23AM

Harrison is 41% done

HE DRIVES A TESLA??? 🤮 shut it down folks

— May 08, 2025 08:17PM

Harrison is 38% done

why do we treat henry like he’s a child

— May 08, 2025 08:06PM

Harrison is 12% done

the conversation between anastasia and ryan makes me gag bc he sounds so obviously fake-ideal

— May 05, 2025 08:43PM

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