Harrison’s Reviews > Icebreaker > Status Update

i hope men aren’t stupid enough to really call a curling iron a “hot stick thing” in real life

call it ballet one more time 🔫

HE DRIVES A TESLA??? 🤮 shut it down folks

why do we treat henry like he’s a child

is it a little cringy? yeah. but i don’t hate it as much as everyone online made me think i would. fingers crossed it stays this way

the conversation between anastasia and ryan makes me gag bc he sounds so obviously fake-ideal