kaiseroll’s Reviews > King of Envy > Status Update

im highkey struggling to keep my interest going bec i didnt expect to be so bored of this lol

"Don’t get used to it. I’ve almost reached my word quota for the year."
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lol the laugh i just let out. this is literally what i tell my friends when im done chatting for the day & my open window of communication is about to close 🤣

“Joy doesn’t require the absence of grief,” my mother said. “We have the capacity to hold both at the same time. That’s part of the human experience.”
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oh, bars!

ah, yes. the valhalla library... always at the scene of the crime. 🤣

"I forced a smile. My gut knotted with guilt as I accepted his kiss while the phantom of another man’s touch lingered on my skin."
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Ohhhh THAT'S SO MESSYYYY 🤭

"However, after thirteen years of stocks, mergers, and product launches, I was so bored I’d contemplated shooting someone just to liven things up."
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God forbid a girlypop (Vuk Markovic) has hobbies!

Everyone quiet, my show is on