makayla ❀’s Reviews > King > Status Update

“the only thing more painful than the company or a disappointing man is chafing.”

fucking real

he named the dog earl 🥹

“but you didn’t catch her this time. because this time, you weren’t there.” oh my god why am i crying

forgive me but the way he’s acting is making me forget that he kidnapped her and forced her into marriage. i’m so fucked. THIS IS ONLY OKAY IN BOOKS ‼️

i love when the mmc is ungodly rich and also good with computers, so he ruins everyone’s life (mainly the fmc’s ex boyfriends) by fucking with their online finances

DRIVE GIRL DRIIIVEEEE

“i do feel bad about kidnapping her, but if she hadn’t shown up on that fucker’s doorstep, she wouldn’t be in my car now. so, really, it’s mostly her fault.” right okay

he just called her heavy and then said he likes them heavy. i don’t know whether to scream or blush.

“because the only thing more painful than the company of a disappointing man is chafing.” PREACHHHH