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Kayleigh
is 8% done
“You couldn’t spell obligation if I shoved the letters up your ass”
“I’ve gotta say, I don’t think that would help.” said Gideon. “God I’m glad you didn’t teach me my spelling.”
Actually cackling
— May 18, 2025 03:39AM
“I’ve gotta say, I don’t think that would help.” said Gideon. “God I’m glad you didn’t teach me my spelling.”
Actually cackling
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Kayleigh
is 62% done
“Never work with children, Griddle, their prefrontal cortex’s aren’t developed”
I don’t know why that made me cackle so much
— May 19, 2025 09:06AM
I don’t know why that made me cackle so much
Kayleigh
is 36% done
“Put me in”
“Why?!”
“The arms kind of looked like swords. I want to fight it”
“You want to fight it?
“Yep”
“Because it looked a little like swords?”
“Yep”
I’m actually in love with this character 😂
— May 18, 2025 12:01PM
“Why?!”
“The arms kind of looked like swords. I want to fight it”
“You want to fight it?
“Yep”
“Because it looked a little like swords?”
“Yep”
I’m actually in love with this character 😂
Kayleigh
is 26% done
Gideon looked out the window to the featureless lumps of blackness and said thoughtlessly,
“The lights are broken”
Harrow turned to her for the first time since they left the shuttle… mouth puckered up like a cat’s asshole.
“Griddle, this planet spins much faster than ours”
At Gideon’s blank expression,
“It’s night, you tool”
— May 18, 2025 06:58AM
“The lights are broken”
Harrow turned to her for the first time since they left the shuttle… mouth puckered up like a cat’s asshole.
“Griddle, this planet spins much faster than ours”
At Gideon’s blank expression,
“It’s night, you tool”
