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Oh ew Elloren named an adopted son after her dead husband??????????? That’s fucked I’m so sorry

Oh my god “his desire stiff as steel” is that supposed to be a good euphemism??????????

Ok this epilogue is really uncomfortable. It starts by being introduced to a gardnerian child who was orphaned during the war, taken in by the lupines, and seeing him grow up and let go of hate…………………. And then how he got all freaky fucky with a grown up Fern who we’ve spent five books reading as a child. That’s so gross. Just say they’re in a relationship, why get SO EXTREMELY graphic??

Lmao there’s literally 50 minutes left in this book and NOW we get “epilogue.” Could’ve cut…… I’d say at least 18 hours out of this book and lost nothing.

Oh we’re going full Poison Ivy but limp dick milquetoast variety. I hate it.

Oh Jules is here. I hoped he was dead.

Does Laurie Forest not know what the word restoration means? Does she know what any word means? Her favorite special word is frison and no one likes that word, so does she know what non-special snowflake words mean?

“They’re working to re-wild nature” so…….. planned?

Oh cute Elloren and Yvan’s baby is called Tesla…….. so Laurie Forest is like DEFINITELY Mormon, right?

This book isn’t 800 pages long, it’s just shy of that, and it’s not a 32 hour long audio book, it’s like 31 and a half. So why? Why is there so much unneeded content? Why is there random epilogues for EXTREMELY irrelevant characters in a BLOATED cast? Who asked for this? Surely not an editor, that would mean an editor was hired, so it’s got to be an attempt to hit a word count.