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Ingrid Garnemark
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"birth control is only ninety-nine percent effective. we're, of course, in the one percent."
when did connor cobalt become a comedian?
— May 29, 2025 01:56PM
when did connor cobalt become a comedian?
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Ingrid Garnemark
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on the freeway. in a car. with the sunroof open. her standing on the middle console. while he was steering with his knee. because he was flipping of a family behind them.
oh me oh my. i've definitely never read THAT before.
— May 29, 2025 10:44AM
oh me oh my. i've definitely never read THAT before.
Ingrid Garnemark
is on page 220 of 479
"you ran with her in your arms for over three miles. your brother's existence caused your parents' divorce, and yet you gave up most of your time and energy to help him through his sobriety. how can you possibly think you're a pain in their life? what you've done for them, it's nothing short of heroic, and if you can't see that, then you're blind, my friend."
connor cobalt spitting facts like always. (i'm crying.)
— May 29, 2025 02:17AM
connor cobalt spitting facts like always. (i'm crying.)
Ingrid Garnemark
is on page 118 of 479
accidentally seeing three of the people closest to you having sex in the same night is kind of crazy behavior actually.
— May 28, 2025 04:47AM

