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Jo is on page 747 of 867

Oh dw I WILL be peeping down under waves that are pretty transparent in order to see Becky’s siren tail writhing and twirling, diabolically, hideous and slimy, flapping amongst bones or curling round corpses

— Jun 01, 2025 02:14PM

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Jo is on page 787 of 867

Hey I fear it might just have been worth reading all these pages just to hear Dobbins say “No, you are not worthy of the love which I have devoted to you”

— Jun 01, 2025 06:23PM

Jo is on page 779 of 867

Dobbins really said “I’ll bark”

— Jun 01, 2025 03:51PM

Jo is on page 768 of 867

I feel bad for Becky until she opens her mouth.

— Jun 01, 2025 02:59PM

Jo is on page 708 of 867

“Which of the dead are most tenderly and passionately deplored? Those who loved the survivors the least I believe.” Hey that’s so fucjed can WMT just let up for a second.

— Jun 01, 2025 08:58AM

Jo is on page 641 of 867

It’s no coincidence that the protagonist’s initials are BS…

— May 31, 2025 03:06PM

Jo is on page 547 of 867

I have been so patient I have been so open minded I have defended this book from all of the haters but this?? ANOTHER 4-page family backstory, spanning centuries, LITTERED with footnotes because it’s full of shorthand and in-jokes that make it actually incomprehensible to anyone who isn’t fluent in the political and social vernacular of the period, and for WHAT? A charter who MAY reappear once? I’m done.

— May 30, 2025 07:59PM

Jo is on page 417 of 867

“The cruelest looks could not have wounded him more than that glance of hopeless kindness” AAHHHHHHH

— May 29, 2025 08:09AM

Jo is on page 409 of 867

Hey I thought this was a goofy little social satire, why is ch. 35 one of the most poignant things I’ve read in months.

— May 29, 2025 07:54AM

Jo is on page 330 of 867

“Women only know how to wound so.” OOF

— May 27, 2025 02:18PM

Jo is on page 250 of 867

War and Peace but if it were a satire written by a Brit.