Chelsea’s Reviews > Glow in the F*cking Dark > Status Update

I really want to believe that my body is a f*cking miracle just as it is but I still miss having 6-pack abs and being so skinny I looked like I was two inches taller than I am even though at that point in my life I was walking at least 8 miles a day carrying a 20-pound backpack and eating nothing but hard boiled eggs and steamed spinach and the occasional raw unsalted almond.

It’s like we have the same brain. Maybe I really should write a book. 💖