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“I do a quick mental search to try and figure out if I ever have before, and nothing specific comes back to me, but it does seem like something I'd do.”
I’m embarrassed at how alike me and Perry are. This is a running joke between me and my friends, because yes, nothing comes to mind but I wouldn’t rule it out either. I like to say I do it ironically, but after how many times does irony turn into fact yk
— Jun 10, 2025 07:57AM
I’m embarrassed at how alike me and Perry are. This is a running joke between me and my friends, because yes, nothing comes to mind but I wouldn’t rule it out either. I like to say I do it ironically, but after how many times does irony turn into fact yk
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Serena ♡
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“Perry is way too fucking hot to ignore.
But I’m a big boy, I have no issues picking up, and there’s no way I’m going to turn into a pathetic little yes man just because my body is tortuously in tune with him. I hope.”
Absolutely LOL just literary stuff here
— Jul 10, 2025 05:53AM
But I’m a big boy, I have no issues picking up, and there’s no way I’m going to turn into a pathetic little yes man just because my body is tortuously in tune with him. I hope.”
Absolutely LOL just literary stuff here
Serena ♡
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“I’m gonna manifest myself one more day.”
Perry doesn’t wanna die.
— Jul 07, 2025 06:43AM
Perry doesn’t wanna die.
Serena ♡
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I love how the cover does everything to pull you in and lays the comedic grounds perfectly, but is the POLAR OPPOSITE of Perry:
“Why would you make me uncomfortable?"
"Most straight guys don't appreciate being called cute."
"But I am cute." (I love you Perry)
He watches me from the corner of his eyes. "You are."
— Jun 10, 2025 08:57AM
“Why would you make me uncomfortable?"
"Most straight guys don't appreciate being called cute."
"But I am cute." (I love you Perry)
He watches me from the corner of his eyes. "You are."
Serena ♡
is 13% done
“Truthfully, Perry isn't the kind of guy I normally go for, but something in his voice gave me this instant hit of familiarity.”
You don’t say so, huh. God this is hilarious
— Jun 10, 2025 07:11AM
You don’t say so, huh. God this is hilarious
Serena ♡
is 13% done
"”No good-all good." Shit, I'm fucking sweating. "Have a dood gay."
"A dood gay?" He leans his hip against the counter. "What would that be, exactly?"
"It was supposed to be good."
"A good gay?" His grin stretches wider, and my embar- rassment claws deeper. "How did you know that's my type?"”
Cannot believe he shot the guy’s ear off two pages ago
— Jun 10, 2025 07:07AM
"A dood gay?" He leans his hip against the counter. "What would that be, exactly?"
"It was supposed to be good."
"A good gay?" His grin stretches wider, and my embar- rassment claws deeper. "How did you know that's my type?"”
Cannot believe he shot the guy’s ear off two pages ago
Serena ♡
is 2% done
“I don't want to worry. Worrying leads to wrinkles, and I'm already thirty. Thirty in gay years is practically ancient—I don't need to look it as well.”
— Jun 07, 2025 07:14AM
Serena ♡
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“I'm great at following directions. Tell me what to do, and I'll do it. I can be like your companion animal."
"My what?"
"You know how in all those cartoons or spy movies they have the dog who goes on jobs with them to make the travel less lonely?"
I love you Perry😭
— Jun 07, 2025 07:13AM
"My what?"
"You know how in all those cartoons or spy movies they have the dog who goes on jobs with them to make the travel less lonely?"
I love you Perry😭
