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Omg why is nothing happening. Get a move on omfg

“Perry is way too fucking hot to ignore.
But I’m a big boy, I have no issues picking up, and there’s no way I’m going to turn into a pathetic little yes man just because my body is tortuously in tune with him. I hope.”

Absolutely LOL just literary stuff here

“I’m gonna manifest myself one more day.”
Perry doesn’t wanna die.

“I do a quick mental search to try and figure out if I ever have before, and nothing specific comes back to me, but it does seem like something I'd do.”

I’m embarrassed at how alike me and Perry are. This is a running joke between me and my friends, because yes, nothing comes to mind but I wouldn’t rule it out either. I like to say I do it ironically, but after how many times does irony turn into fact yk

“Truthfully, Perry isn't the kind of guy I normally go for, but something in his voice gave me this instant hit of familiarity.”
You don’t say so, huh. God this is hilarious

"”No good-all good." Shit, I'm fucking sweating. "Have a dood gay."
"A dood gay?" He leans his hip against the counter. "What would that be, exactly?"
"It was supposed to be good."
"A good gay?" His grin stretches wider, and my embar- rassment claws deeper. "How did you know that's my type?"”
Cannot believe he shot the guy’s ear off two pages ago

“I'm killer with a pew pew.”

“I don't want to worry. Worrying leads to wrinkles, and I'm already thirty. Thirty in gay years is practically ancient—I don't need to look it as well.”

“I'm great at following directions. Tell me what to do, and I'll do it. I can be like your companion animal."
"My what?"
"You know how in all those cartoons or spy movies they have the dog who goes on jobs with them to make the travel less lonely?"

I love you Perry😭