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orpheus doesn’t look back at his eurydice and STILL doesn’t get to keep her 😭😭😭

as IF this is my 8th? 9th? i keep losing count, reread and i am just now, through my tears, discovering there is bonus content at the end???

as IF this is my 8th? 9th? i keep losing count, reread and i am just now, through my tears, discovering there is bonus content at the end???

not to sound like hermes but maybe it will turn out this time?

the more times i read this the more i think scarlett was right about me. i think i would fuck ianthe just to find out.

don’t get me wrong, i’d hate myself for it, before during and after, but i’d still probably do it.

a CRIME that we never see these clowns kiss

don’t mind me and my emotional support gays

gideon, rolling up her shirtsleeves. gideon, dappled in shadow, breaking promises.

chloe, sobbing at the most unfair and terrible and perfect ending to any book ever. fuck one flesh one end. i would make a mutual death pact for gideon nav. i cannot conceive of a universe without her in it.

the solution to a slump is always gideon

this is actually the worst

i want to throw up