Eli’s Reviews > The Reason I Married Him > Status Update

“Uh… but it’s my side.” “I understand” he says “But it’s also the side closest to the door, which means if someone were to come in here in the middle of the night, you would be the first one attacked, and I’m not going to let that happen.’

Ehm.. eldest child here: don’t touch my rituals. I honestly feel myself bristling over this 😂