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“You’re lying. He really did almost get swallowed in one bite.”
Chi Yu answered, “No. What kind of demon did your uncle marry?”
She Yizhi responded: “A beautiful mantis girl.”
Chi Yu was silent for a while, then he let out a long sigh, ‘your She family really isn’t afraid of death. You guys even dare to marry a mantis girl. Being able to survive until now is really a miracle.’

Ignorance is bliss.

“Hahahahahaha, once we enter this city gate, it will be my She family’s territory!!”
Chi Yu was, at the moment, enjoying a gentle caress in Fu Hua’s arms and when he heard She Yizhi’s words, he lifted his eyes indifferently, “So what do you want to do?”
She Yizhi loudly announced, “I want to touch you! I also want to touch your son! I want to touch your whole family——”

Cannon fodder courting death

“Ouch, why does this head of mine hurt so much.” He Xieyi muttered, “Did I have too much to drink? But I also drank a lot before, ah…… ugh……”
He thought he had a hangover headache, but in reality though, that stinging red bump on his forehead was very conspicuous.

Nobody tell him.

The Xiao Er finally told Lin Rufei the reason with difficulty, “Because…… the second son of the Liu family……wants to marry a sword.”

I mean, if the sword consents... They seem to be sentient in this universe, so I see no problem here. 😂

Gu Xuandu, a senior who had lived for hundreds of years, was no better than him and even tried to help Lin Rufei. In the end, the two of them worked together and succeeded in making food that was completely inedible.

Pity they can't order takeout.