ana ♡’s Reviews > The Golden Fool > Status Update

speed running the third book after this, 1 like is 1 prayer

everyone suddenly turns into a fucking moral authority acting like fitz is some irredeemable sinner, like girl stfu you’re just talking out of your ass😭✌️

people have become really mean to fitz #stop

fitz you’re homophobic for that

how dutiful be sleeping when fitz is skilling to him:

chade pushing for fitz and starling to patch things up because minstrels supposedly cannot be offended, despite starling being consistently a BITCH to fitz and completely self absorbed just UGH. only her feelings ever seem to matter in that equation. chade clearly does not give two fucks about fitz i’m crine

the euphoria of fitz calling starling a stupid bitch

bro fitz’s face card must be lethal asf cus no way everyone and their mama wants to get with his stinky ass😭✌️

if you hate the fool you die and go to hell

i’m really just doing whatever all day “finish the whole series by september” my ass