Led’s Reviews > The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows > Status Update

star-stuck adj. exhausted by endless reviews and secondhand impressions; itching to stumble blindly into the world and make some mistakes, to wander around opening doors to restaurants and performances and movies you've never heard of, without the slightest idea of what to expect.

hailbound adj. mysteriously compelled to wave to passing strangers on a country road, a mountain path, or a remote stretch of water...