Wouter van Noort’s Reviews > Caught Off Guard > Status Update
Wouter van Noort
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"Oh, suddenly you're injured, huh? Get your story straight." Casey says. "Sorry, I don't do straight," Matthias says. "Terrible joke," Casey says. "Fucking awful. Go home."
— Jun 29, 2025 01:42AM
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Wouter van Noort
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"Ew," Matthias says.
"Not in a homophobic way, just in an ew way."
— Jun 30, 2025 02:22PM
"Not in a homophobic way, just in an ew way."
Wouter van Noort
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Matthias would love to, like, grow as a person a little more and not resent the fact that Casey gets to start in the second round.
He doesn't grow as a person a little more, though, so he resents the fact that Casey gets to start in the second round and all the rounds after that one.
— Jun 30, 2025 08:21AM
He doesn't grow as a person a little more, though, so he resents the fact that Casey gets to start in the second round and all the rounds after that one.
Wouter van Noort
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He texts Casey, which is a bad choice, but not a terrible one, not as bad as checking Twitter. He's really growing as a person. i'm kind of freaking out, he sends to Casey.
— Jun 30, 2025 04:35AM
Wouter van Noort
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He looks good with the stubble. Which is also not a thought Matthias should be having. He needs to put himself in time-out.
— Jun 29, 2025 02:24PM
Wouter van Noort
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Some of the guys don't want to put rainbow tape on their sticks. There are always guys who don't want to put rainbow tape on their sticks.
— Jun 29, 2025 09:15AM
Wouter van Noort
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When you're on a team together, you get cozy. It's unavoidable. He's heard all the jokes and he mostly ignores them. They're hard to ignore when it's Casey, though.
— Jun 28, 2025 02:08PM
Wouter van Noort
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"I can walk him home," Casey says. "It's on the way to my place anyway." That's a terrible idea.
— Jun 28, 2025 02:36AM
Wouter van Noort
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In his pocket, Matthias's phone buzzes. It's a text from Casey. The first one.
Casey Wallace
can we talk? room 526
— Jun 27, 2025 02:28PM
Casey Wallace
can we talk? room 526
Wouter van Noort
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Oliver looks at him. Just stares at him for a very, very long moment. "Oh, no. Oh my fucking shit. You hooked up with him last summer, didn't you?" Matthias blinks at him. "Um."
— Jun 27, 2025 08:49AM
Wouter van Noort
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Matthias stays right where he is, the banister keeping him upright. Wonderful. Casey Wallace hates his guts.
— Jun 27, 2025 02:41AM
