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hailey bell
is on page 126 of 352
“Unless this is all some elaborate ruse and he plans to kill me, skin me, turn me into Lauren jerky and spend the next ten years slowly consuming me piece by hard-to-digest piece”
Her anxiety and mine are twins 😋
— Jun 29, 2025 06:04PM
Her anxiety and mine are twins 😋
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hailey bell
is on page 276 of 352
“And then she walked out of my life.”
IM THROWING THIS BOOK AGAINST THE GOD DAMN WALL OH MY LORDDDDD
— Jun 29, 2025 10:02PM
IM THROWING THIS BOOK AGAINST THE GOD DAMN WALL OH MY LORDDDDD
hailey bell
is on page 194 of 352
“‘One penis. For fifty years, Lauren. Learn from my mistakes. Be a slut while you still can.’”
FUCKING NONNA BRO I CANT
— Jun 29, 2025 07:43PM
FUCKING NONNA BRO I CANT
hailey bell
is on page 192 of 352
“It wasn’t every day you heard an octogenarian drop the c-bomb, but i didn’t so much as bat an eye”
I FUCKING LOVE NONNA
— Jun 29, 2025 07:38PM
I FUCKING LOVE NONNA
hailey bell
is on page 75 of 352
“What are you doing here?”
“Filing my taxes, you?”
“Filing a restraining order,” she shot back.
The banter is killing me 😭
— Jun 29, 2025 04:27PM
“Filing my taxes, you?”
“Filing a restraining order,” she shot back.
The banter is killing me 😭
