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There is absolutely no way she got his unconscious body back on the horse by herself
— Jun 30, 2025 12:40AM
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‘“Get them food and drink, brother.” She sniffs. “And baths.”’
Oh, my bad. Clearly body odor smells like lemons in this universe.
Dude, go take a bath. You're starting to smell a little citrusy.
— Jul 04, 2025 04:52PM
Oh, my bad. Clearly body odor smells like lemons in this universe.
Dude, go take a bath. You're starting to smell a little citrusy.
Sarah
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“I sigh at his scent, lemon and woodsmoke,”
They’ve been traveling for days without bathing but of course the love interests always smell like sunshine and rainbows instead of sweat and dirt. How the heck does he smell like lemon? Is he carrying lemons around in his pockets?
“I’ll be with you in one second, babe,” *seductively rubs himself with a lemon* “You were saying?”
— Jul 04, 2025 07:48AM
They’ve been traveling for days without bathing but of course the love interests always smell like sunshine and rainbows instead of sweat and dirt. How the heck does he smell like lemon? Is he carrying lemons around in his pockets?
“I’ll be with you in one second, babe,” *seductively rubs himself with a lemon* “You were saying?”
