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ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TRYING TO FUCKING TELL ME THIS GIRL HAS BEEN LITERALLY SHOT UP WITH WET BABY POWDER AND SHE'S JUST AWAKE. SERIOUSLY????????????

“She drugged me. Your wife—”

“Baby powder,” Ted says. “I switched the heroin with baby powder. You’re fine.”

hate finishing this in bed bc its hot and im cranky

ok im hate reading we have the 5yo curious about his body and:

"There are detailed definitions of anal sex, cunnilingus, and genderqueer expression. With full-color drawings and everything. I mention that it all seems a bit much for a five-year-old, but Caroline disagrees. She says it’s essential human biology and she wants Teddy to learn the facts at an early age."

smells like right wing propaganda

this is grating

now why the fuck would the mc go to the racist woman across the street about this kid's fucked up drawing i'm SOOOOO sick of her

i'm feeling a sense of dread but idk if it's a good thing or a bad thing