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“Baby, come eat some fishies.”
The little mermaid wriggled his tail and circled around his claws, as if he was afraid to leave the golden dragon’s protection.
[..]The dragon softly coaxed, “Don’t be afraid, I’m here. They won’t dare do anything to you, so go ahead and catch whichever one you like.”
The multitude of sharks and orcas trapped by the dragon’s body: “……”
😂
— Jul 01, 2025 03:09PM
The little mermaid wriggled his tail and circled around his claws, as if he was afraid to leave the golden dragon’s protection.
[..]The dragon softly coaxed, “Don’t be afraid, I’m here. They won’t dare do anything to you, so go ahead and catch whichever one you like.”
The multitude of sharks and orcas trapped by the dragon’s body: “……”
😂
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Song Xiabing responded warmly, “I smelled porridge.”
Shi Qing snorted while leaning against him. “Laozi smelled durian. It’s giving me a headache.”
Zhou Xuanxuan’s expression darkened.
His beautiful face became twisted. “What’s wrong with your noses?! My scent is clearly the fragrance of gardenias!”
Poor Zhou Xuanxuan.
— Jul 01, 2025 03:12PM
Shi Qing snorted while leaning against him. “Laozi smelled durian. It’s giving me a headache.”
Zhou Xuanxuan’s expression darkened.
His beautiful face became twisted. “What’s wrong with your noses?! My scent is clearly the fragrance of gardenias!”
Poor Zhou Xuanxuan.
Morphing_kashi
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“..Uncle Jiang has passed out. Let’s quickly carry him into the street.”
Father Shi: “What, why?”
Shi Qing: “Uncle Jiang has already fainted from hunger, but Jiang Liye still refuses to sign the divorce papers. It is our duty to make sure everyone knows what an unfilial person he is, to let his own father starve to the point of passing out for his own selfish desires.”
Father Jiang, who was playing dead: “……”
— Jul 01, 2025 03:11PM
Father Shi: “What, why?”
Shi Qing: “Uncle Jiang has already fainted from hunger, but Jiang Liye still refuses to sign the divorce papers. It is our duty to make sure everyone knows what an unfilial person he is, to let his own father starve to the point of passing out for his own selfish desires.”
Father Jiang, who was playing dead: “……”
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“..that red string has a meaning behind it.[..]It’s said that if you buy one and give it to the person you like, you’ll be able to stay together forever.”
[..] “Seriously? Can something that’s a dollar really be so powerful?”
Zhuo Junli was even calmer. He asked, “You said that everyone was doing it, so who started it first?”
Lu Tao replied, “The son of the supermarket owner, ah.”
Besties gullible as always
— Jul 01, 2025 03:08PM
[..] “Seriously? Can something that’s a dollar really be so powerful?”
Zhuo Junli was even calmer. He asked, “You said that everyone was doing it, so who started it first?”
Lu Tao replied, “The son of the supermarket owner, ah.”
Besties gullible as always
Morphing_kashi
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Tong Xinyu was proud, shy and a little hopeful: “What should a girl like me do when both of my male gods are chasing after me? Ahhh life’s so hard!”
Meanwhile, the two male gods who only have eyes for each other:"..."
— Jul 01, 2025 03:06PM
Meanwhile, the two male gods who only have eyes for each other:"..."
Morphing_kashi
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[System, give me a wound.]
The System that was engrossed in reciting its mantras with a blurred out screen in front of it deftly created an injury.
Shi Qing lifted his hand to show the injury that ‘must be treated immediately before it was too late’ on the back of his hand. It was a scratch the width of a fingernail:
“See? I even got hurt.”
Send more paramedics.
— Jul 01, 2025 03:03PM
The System that was engrossed in reciting its mantras with a blurred out screen in front of it deftly created an injury.
Shi Qing lifted his hand to show the injury that ‘must be treated immediately before it was too late’ on the back of his hand. It was a scratch the width of a fingernail:
“See? I even got hurt.”
Send more paramedics.
