Jennifer Juniper’s Reviews > The Sportswriter > Status Update

“I’m glad I’m old. It’s enough life. You’re here, then you’re not.”

“What’s friendship’s realest measure? I’ll tell you. The amount of precious time you’ll squander on someone else’s calamities and fuck-ups.”

“So I learned all those years ago—that you don’t need to be held responsible for what you think, and that by and large you don’t have any business knowing what other people think. Full disclosure never does anybody any favors…”

“One of the bad things about public places is that you sometimes see people you would pay money not to see.” XD