hazel’s Reviews > Deep End > Status Update

How are they this sappy with eachother already??? I feel like they barely know eachother other than the All Knowing Side Characters of Convenience setting them up

Already, thoughts:
Scarlett is kinky yet what we’ve described so far is remarkably quite chill?
Don’t worry lads Lukas bad at sex, he’s so good at sex that pen feels bad and wants to have sex with other people instead. What an astounding way to end this established relationships so our FMC can fuck the male love interest!
Also Chapter 7 is a SINGLE page lmao

Absolutely hilarious that this prologue is content to leave you on the assumption that the guy who is the soon to be love interest is bad at sex lmao

Oh let’s so not use slang in books it’s just going to sound old and outdated and cringe or too weirdly modern and out of place and cringe

everyone say “thank you Scarlett for once again forcing Hazel to read a romance book”