Alexandra’s Reviews > Fires of the Forsaken > Status Update

Haven't even started, but these chapter names are hilarious:
"The Ninja Turtles are involved?"
"Stalked by a goddamn horse"
"Creepy Douchenozzle"
"Buckets of Blood"
"Crispier than Kentucky Fried Chicken"
"Shitfaced Shuffle"
"Secret Secrets Are No Fun"

Theres a lot more..