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Jane H is 73% done

Omg y’all are moving too faaaaaaaaaast
Shang don’t be an asshole later!!! (Except he will bc thats how the story needs to unravel)

— Jul 05, 2025 04:11PM

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Jane’s Previous Updates

Jane H is 69% done

Shang owning a bottle of Lao Gan Ma pleases me greatly

— Jul 05, 2025 04:05PM

Jane H is 64% done

Okay wait like kissing your best friend?? Girl no that’s a bad description

— Jul 05, 2025 03:14PM

Jane H is 64% done

ONly oNe BeD!!!!

— Jul 05, 2025 03:13PM

Jane H is 55% done

Okay Mulan has literally never held an axe before and after chopping a bunch of wood to show how manly she can be, she feels no soreness afterwards?? Come onnnnnnnnn

— Jul 05, 2025 11:28AM

Jane H is 24% done

Okay “bring honor to your family” turning into “bring equity to the firm” is kinda funny
This is so silly though and Mulan and Shang are barely there under these new character traits

— Jul 05, 2025 09:10AM

Jane H is 20% done

Growing up as a farmhand in China =/= this over-the-top cowboy look that Mushu is putting together

— Jul 05, 2025 09:03AM

Jane H is 19% done

This is so so silly but also a nice break from my heavier reads

— Jul 05, 2025 06:50AM