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'Mr Pink had a last message for the Prefects. [He's] the guy who made all the chutney. He was here forty years. He said the Prefects should all go and fuck themselves.’
‘Outrageous. How dare you?!'
‘It was a last word message, Bunty. I was honour bound to deliver it. Would you have me deny the final wishes of a respected member of the community, and the driving force of [town]'s one-person chutney industry?’
— Jul 07, 2025 09:29PM
‘Outrageous. How dare you?!'
‘It was a last word message, Bunty. I was honour bound to deliver it. Would you have me deny the final wishes of a respected member of the community, and the driving force of [town]'s one-person chutney industry?’
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Would you be Bunty McMustard?’
‘I am, sir.’
‘Then you have my sympathies regarding the loss of Courtland. I understand you and he were betrothed?’
‘In every single way but physically, legally, and affectionately,’ she announced as if that were somehow a fine boast.
— Jul 06, 2025 11:39AM
‘I am, sir.’
‘Then you have my sympathies regarding the loss of Courtland. I understand you and he were betrothed?’
‘In every single way but physically, legally, and affectionately,’ she announced as if that were somehow a fine boast.
