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His biceps flexed under his weight. This tank top made his muscles seem larger than usual. Randall caught him looking.
“I was looking at your soul,” Tom said.
“Right.”

“Did you know that Franklin Pierce was the first president to have a Christmas tree installed in the White House?”
“I did know that,” Randall said.
“Oh.”

“Since I can’t get with him, I need to live vicariously through you. You rode on Santa’s sleigh. You let him go down your chimney.”
“How do you know I didn’t go down his chimney?”
“Tom.”
Damn her for knowing me so well!

Being that beautiful of a specimen was like having a superpower, and all superheroes struggled with using their powers for good. With chiseled abs comes great responsibility, right?



you are a freak tom.. you are a freak and i love you for that

“You’re funny. Sexy and funny. You don’t see that very often.” Randall came over and planted a sweet kiss that had hints of lust.
“You’re not so bad yourself, Santa.”

they are so cheesy

“You have a crush on me?”
“I…I have this condition where I sometimes say things without thinking. Like a lot.”
“Tourette’s?”
“Not Tourette’s. I don’t actually have Tourette’s. Just plain ole fashioned idiocy.”

Working in retail was like picking up after the world’s messiest, most inconsiderate roommate. Customers had no concept of putting things back where they came from. They thought just because Tom made an hourly wage, they could leave the store in disarray.

you are so real for that man so true

“I wish I could have you out on the floor,” Antonio said. Hot Mall Santa had me on the bed. “But trucks don’t unload themselves.” Hot Mall Santa unloaded inside me.
“It’s fine. We gotta do what we gotta do,” Tom said.

And then a curious thing happened. Randall kissed Tom’s shoulder. It was quick, but there was something so inherently intimate and downright sweet about it, which Tom didn’t expect after what they just did. He didn’t have a Christmas pun to describe it.

“Yes. It’s a classic.”
“Die Hard is not a Christmas movie.” Randall shook his head at the screen.
“It is! It takes place on Christmas Eve.”
“That’s only a coincidence.”