Chloe’s Reviews > Harrow the Ninth > Status Update

‘the world had been ended’
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU you know what you did

you know the scene in friends where ross is fuming about the condom breaking and that they should put that on the box, only to find out they do?

that’s me with these STUPID bonus stories. fuck.

REEEEEEE ONE HOUR BEFORE THE EMPERORS MURDER LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

BUT WHEN I AM IN HEAVEN I WILL REMEMBER YOUR MOUTH AND WHEN YOU ROAST DOWN IN HELL I THINK YOU WILL REMEMBER MINE

brb gotta go design a cross stitch

the arm scene gets worse every time i read it. i have read katee robert smut that is less intimate.

if jod has no haters, im dead.

“no i won’t kill you! you’re too useful to me!!!”

die in a FIRE gaius

”You prepared to die with the Locked Tomb on your lips. But your idiot dying mouth rounded out three totally different syllables, and they were three syllables you did not even understand.”

RAHHHHHHHHHHHH LETS GOOOOOOO

i actually think i’d drink coffee if gideon was my barista
coffeeshop au >>>>

am i going delulu or is every single part of dios apate minor peak literature

the answer is both. long live… merjohnstine?

IN MY DEFENCE… i haven’t read a gay book in like 2 whole weeks. that’s 14 days. that’s basically a year.