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David
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The aliens have discovered human pornography and need someone to explain it to them.
— Jun 26, 2025 05:43PM
David
is on page 252 of 575
Aliens are bombing the city! Let's go have sex in a car in this parking garage.
— May 21, 2025 07:43AM
David
is on page 198 of 575
Paraphrasing...
Oh man! Aliens are blowing up dams, harbors, and interstate interchanges! I wonder if I can get this chick in the sack later.
— May 12, 2025 09:54AM
Oh man! Aliens are blowing up dams, harbors, and interstate interchanges! I wonder if I can get this chick in the sack later.
David
is on page 96 of 575
Aliens are on their way to Earth, but all anyone can think about is getting laid. LOL.
— Apr 29, 2025 09:48AM
