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His smile produced a dimple.
Okay then. Hang up my lilac boots and cover me in carnations. It’s all over for me.
Then, because I wasn’t dead enough, the fucker took off his glasses. He just took them off and slid them onto his desk like he took out a machete and cut me in half. That’s how dead I was. He mowed me down in my fucking seat.
He bit his bottom lip and I died for the third time in two minutes.
— Jul 09, 2025 08:49AM
Okay then. Hang up my lilac boots and cover me in carnations. It’s all over for me.
Then, because I wasn’t dead enough, the fucker took off his glasses. He just took them off and slid them onto his desk like he took out a machete and cut me in half. That’s how dead I was. He mowed me down in my fucking seat.
He bit his bottom lip and I died for the third time in two minutes.
