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Daniel was climbing out of the truck’s cab. He stepped down onto the grassy berm between the curb and the sidewalk, grabbing the door as he wavered like a sailor finding his land legs.
Is this a one-way street? Did he park facing the wrong way? Did he slide over to exit from the passenger side? I need more info. 😂
— Jul 12, 2025 10:36AM
Is this a one-way street? Did he park facing the wrong way? Did he slide over to exit from the passenger side? I need more info. 😂
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Daniel wrote: "Ha! That reminds me of some of the issues I had with Fall Into You, the guy's sitting in the middle of the cab between two other guys and yet somehow moments later he's clutching the door handle. H..."And that reminds me of the scene that finally made me quit another book. I already find most sex scenes tedious. One guy was kneeling, facing away from the other guy who was behind him, and suddenly kneeling guy was grabbing the other guy from behind. What? Don't ask me to figure out terrible logistics because you can't keep track of who's where and in what position. 🙈
This is at the same time they're driving through a corn field, and somehow the corn stalks/leaves/etc are brushing against the windshield, like huh? How does that work? Aren't they pushed over by the several feet of engine compartment first? Is this one of those flat-front Isuzu trucks? Please explain.
At least it's not one of those sex scenes where you figure the guy must have a few extra elbows or rubber bones or something.