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“Because if he did, I’m enlisting his assistance in the Navy.”
I scoffed. “You can’t do that.”
“Oh, really? Because my ex is in the middle of the Pacific right now.”

“It was that moment in the Keira Knightley version of Pride & Prejudice where she rolls up to Mr. Darcy’s estate and it’s this enormous mansion and she’s like, OH, FOR FUCK’S SAKE.”

“She keeps a Super Soaker full of Tabasco next to her bed because she doesn’t like guns.”