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Lori ◡̈ wrote: "🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️"

Welcome to my grumpy train 🚄👩‍✈️ Next stop, "why aren't they washing their hands after coming home but going straight to touching parts that shouldn't be touched with outside germs?" 🚏

Izzah ꒰Ｒｏｍａｎｃｅ愛好家 ಇ Duchess of Cabria꒱ wrote: "Lori ◡̈ wrote: "🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️"

Welcome to my grumpy train 🚄👩‍✈️ Next stop, "why aren't they washing their hands after coming home but going straight to touching parts that shouldn't be touched w..."

Yes! And then tomorrow let’s touch on trying to watch tv, “why are they putting their shoes on furniture!” and “why don’t they cover their mouth when they sneeze/cough!” (My husband gets so pissed at the sneezing/coughing one too)

My fave is how manly-working-men always smell like leather, pine, or soap regardless of not showering—never like sweat, body odor, dirt, or engine grease. 😂

Or don’t forget a heavy kissing make-out session when she’s overcome with joy and relief as he wakes up from a 3-day feverish coma. I’m sure he’s smells and tastes heavenly 🤢

Sarah Mac wrote: "My fave is how manly-working-men always smell like leather, pine, or soap regardless of not showering—never like sweat, body odor, dirt, or engine grease. 😂"

Men smelling like they do irl?! How dare you! 😂 For me it's the insistence that heroes are "full of muscle but not in the off putting body builder way, but more like a feline" I read that exact sentence once every two books, I swear 😂

Lori ◡̈ wrote: "Or don’t forget a heavy kissing make-out session when she’s overcome with joy and relief as he wakes up from a 3-day feverish coma. I’m sure he’s smells and tastes heavenly 🤢"

Not the fever kissing 😂😂😂

Or the way the hero is always this gorgeous physical specimen despite being some billionaire who sits behind a computer or at a boardroom desk 24/7 & never does any physical activity or works out. 😂

Sarah Mac wrote: "Or the way the hero is always this gorgeous physical specimen despite being some billionaire who sits behind a computer or at a boardroom desk 24/7 & never does any physical activity or works out. 😂"

But but but! They have a home gym 😧 (😂)

Yeah, but when do they use them? Anytime they’re at home it’s to bone some OW or the heroine, lol.

Sarah!!! They arrive to work an hour early, work out at the in-office gym and then a quick shower in his private shower/bathroom in his office! With his own little closet off to the side full of freshly launder suits in his office.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

You're not the only one 😂

⋆Isa⋆ wrote: "You're not the only one 😂"

Hurray~~~ 🙌🙌🙌

Good point, Lori. I guess I’m just not in tune with the lifestyle of superrich heroes, which is why I’ve never had one fall for me. I didn’t believe hard enough! *slinks away in shame*

It's almost as if the books lied to us and they don't have hearts of gold but the hearts of all the people they crushed to get to the top 😭

You mean…RL billionaires are ruthless & self-absorbed?! Say it ain’t so! 🫢