Status Update

Britney is 53% done

“And I’ll save your life again and again, aimlessly hoping you will allow me to stay in it.”

— Jul 16, 2025 06:17AM

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Britney’s Previous Updates

Britney is 90% done

I should not have read this at work 😭😭😭

— Jul 17, 2025 07:26AM

Britney is 60% done

Shit just got real and I’m stuck at work 😫

— Jul 16, 2025 08:13AM

Britney is on page 43 of 495

I’m not crying, you’re crying!

— Jul 12, 2025 02:44PM

Britney is on page 23 of 495

Men would likely go extinct without women to coddle them.

— Jul 12, 2025 01:33PM

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