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Why was I shoving a dozen trash bags filled with hacked-up couch parts into the back of my SUV at midnight on a Saturday? Because I thought I was rescuing a piece of curbside gold. Instead, I adopted a loveseat that smelled like it spent the last decade chain-smoking in the back of a dive bar with no ventilation and a jukebox that only played sad country ballads.
— Jul 21, 2025 01:19PM
Why was I shoving a dozen trash bags filled with hacked-up couch parts into the back of my SUV at midnight on a Saturday? Because I thought I was rescuing a piece of curbside gold. Instead, I adopted a loveseat that smelled like it spent the last decade chain-smoking in the back of a dive bar with no ventilation and a jukebox that only played sad country ballads.
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