Faye’s Reviews > The Strawberry Patch Pancake House > Status Update

Ugh, you idiots.... what did you think all the unprotected sex would lead to?

lol, THAT got your uterus somersaulting? oh, come on.... you barely know the guy.
Also, there has been NO discussion with the kid about her mom...like, nada. Are we just pretending she didn't have this traumatic upheaval and now presto! Instant Family?
uuuuugh... 2x is not fast enough....

So much better at 2x speed, loool..... I kid... they're still boring, just quicker with it...

I feel like starting a garden with little Olive will be the most interesting part of this story

*yawn*... they're not sexy together... they're boring. Not sure I'm gonna finish this dang book.

Perfunctory STI check 😅🤣 lawd, these two idiots…

I don't even care if they hook up or not... I'm quite annoyed with the two of them.

whoa there, spicy pancakes... you're both drunk, and there's a sleep-walking 5-year-old in the house.... I guess calamity shall follow, when they don't hear the bells ringing or some such nonsense.... tsk tsk...

Not finding either of the main characters particularly compelling...
Olive deserves better!