Zombi’s Reviews > Book Boyfriend > Status Update

The assumption that your going out after ONE date and her literally asking you if you want to be her bf, that “come on jennifer of course im already your boyfriend even though we literally did not communicate that to each other, GOSH your silly” i wish this man would fall in a hole. How is there still an hour and a half to this audio?

“I hope you find it romantic that im not saying i told you so right now” bitch but you did. You literally just said it. You couldve just smiled and said nothing. Wah wah “i feel inadequate so i treated all my gfs like shit and hoped they like me even though i gave them nothing” goood shut upppp

FOR SOMEONE TELLING A WOMAN TO STOP LIVING IN FANTASY BOOKS AND THAT THEIR IDEA OF ROMANCE IS GARBAGE, YOU ARE PRETTY INSECURE WHEN PUT UP AGAINST THOSE FANTASY BOOKS YOU PIECE OF SHIT. (As someone who reads fantasy and romance and smut and what not ITS NOT REALISTIC! ITS JUST FUN! FUCK YOU IDIOT)

I hate scott. Idk what they are going to do to make me like him. He is so full of himself and how “good his kiss was” how hes at this lecture at all. Hes being a total wad but covering it with flirting & i just want to kick him in the balls. Also hes acting like hes gods gift to jen and that theres no notes she could give him cause hes the best. Shut up. Nothing youve done makes me believe youre a “nice guy”

Yep, Scotts the worst. I would LOVE to know things from his pov cause right now im firmly in the “i dont care if hes hot, beat his ass!” Club. Heeelllll noooo for his creepiness. Fuck off. Jennifer! I know you dont think it but omg you can do better jfc

Ok. Scott comes off predatory and not in a “hot book boyfriend” way. It not great lol