bex ~•~ (Telemachus’ Version) ~•~’s Reviews > Five Broken Blades > Status Update

NAH WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING 😨

if my partner doesn’t tap their sword against mine and say “yours— in this life and the next” I DONT WANT THEM 👹

“If I was only going to be seen as a lazy playboy prince, then why strive to be anything else?”
🥺🥺🥺 Euyn my baby it’s okay *pat pat*

GODS ABOVE AND BELOW PLEASE GET RID OF SORA AND TEA LEAVES BEFORE I CRASH OUT THEY’RE THE MOST BASIC AND BLAND CHARACTERS ON PLANET EARTH
sora every ten seconds is like “he’s the worst”
then he’s like “baby girl we’re so relatable” *classic annoying smirk*
sora: maybe he’s not so bad… NO I MUST HATE HIM
and repeat 💀

mikail: *kills a guy or three*
euyn: bro stawp, could you be any hotter? 🤭

aeri is my absolute favorite W AERI

euyn is too rich for this world guys 🎀🎀🎀

GUYS FREE ME IM BEING FORCED TO READ THIS 😭

jk i made a sort of deal… i read this book, and she gets me a free coffee anywhere anytime of day any day 😋🤑