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JEALOUS EUYN IS SO HOT

DAMNNN WHO GAVE ULYSSES PERMISSION TO BE SO HOT?!



(also he looks like victor from yuri!!! on ice 🤭)

guys is it dumb if a show gets me into a sport but then once i like get hyperfixated and learn more abt the sport irl i genuinely want to start doing it? bc my family has been bullying me abt this but like i genuinely want to get into the sport 😭🙏

”Euyn and Mikail hadn’t spoken a word to each other.”

BRO JUST LET THE GAYS BE HAPPY 😭🙏

my spotify wrapped because im bored

top artists:
1. Jorge Rivera-Herrans
2. AKUGETSU
3. Arcane
4. Naethan Apollo
5. Marcus Skeen

top songs:
1. Akuma no Ko
2. Event Horizon
3. Fantastic
4. Unknown (Till The End…)
5. CURE

*fades away cutely*

MY SISTER AND I WERE JOKING ABT MPREG ON AO3 AND MY DAD WALJED IN AND HEARD ME SAY (as a joke) THAT I WANTED TO SEE A MAN PREGNANT IN A HOSPITAL BED IM COOKED 😭🙏

GUYS I GOT A SWEATER FROM MY POOKIE 🥹

that moment where it all makes sense because you realize you LIKE like them 😔😀🙏

okay for christians out there:

i don’t mean to sound rude or blasphemous but christianity makes no friggin sense to me. ive been a christian since i was young so obviously im ur stereotypical break away from faith christian. but i thought it was getting better and God was really working in my life and now He’s just not. nothing ive been learning in my walk has been helping recently…

i love seeing ppl and friends on here dont get me wrong but there’s only so many polls i can take gng 😭🙏

reading dating and dragons to get out of my slump 😸😝

u know what js occurred to me?






i haven’t done my five broken blades review yet 🫠

im so behind on everything lately

why is it the norm for girls to only wear skirts? 😭

like school started for me four weeks ago, although it’s been like this for the past like three years, but im the ONLY girl in my grade who wears shorts. skirts make me so uncomfortable and they make me feel icky and wanna crawl out of my skin and yet it’s normalized for only boys to wear them 😭🙏

pov: it’s only funny for the author and is just the cringiest thing you’ve ever read on page 😭🙏
”What’s so special about having one’s dick sucked?” Creigh asks.
“Uh, what’s so special about the sun? The moon? The ecosystem. I can go on forever. Jesus, spawn, you’re making me look like a bad mentor.” 💀💀
erm this is the fifth time you’ve called him spawn on one page wtf 🥴

guys this is so bad and im not even joking 😭🙏
also rina kent’s writing is extremely embarrassing. bran doesn’t feel emotionally stunted or filled with depth — he feels like a little emo boy written by a thirteen year old on wattpad 🥀

this scene really demands you to think that brandon’s trauma hasn’t happened yet because it hasn’t been stated yet. does that make sense? like ik what his trauma is so this scene is really denying that fact

also u guys know i can’t stand it when someone who sexually assaults the mc then becomes the love interest (shatter me, im looking at you 😑)

guys i made a deal with maddie 😭

NAH WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING 😨

GUYS I LOVE MICO SO MUCH 🤩🤩🤩
anyways how are you guys?

“I suggest you release her before I show you what real magic can do.”
THE WAY I SCREAMED YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS MAN—

PLEASEEEE LET HIM DIE I HATE HIM SM 👹👹👹

if my partner doesn’t tap their sword against mine and say “yours— in this life and the next” I DONT WANT THEM 👹

“If I was only going to be seen as a lazy playboy prince, then why strive to be anything else?”
🥺🥺🥺 Euyn my baby it’s okay *pat pat*