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“If one of you says deviled eggs, someone here is going to be spending their honeymoon playing board games, because I’ll be wearing their testicles as earrings.” Pretending to think, I couldn’t help it. “It better be Antonio’s. He’s the only one who shaves his, and I don’t think you want the hairs tickling you during the ceremony.”