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Mona
is 50% done
she whispered. “I’d shove a dead guy into a river for you. I’d shove a live one in there too.”
“So would I.” I looked at her.
— Aug 05, 2025 03:39AM
“So would I.” I looked at her.
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Mona
is 99% done
It was weird to say, but I felt like I might think about her for the rest of my life. Like she would be my one “What If.”
I guess in the grand scheme of things, a single “What If” isn’t too bad.
But still.
— Aug 05, 2025 03:41AM
I guess in the grand scheme of things, a single “What If” isn’t too bad.
But still.
Mona
is 75% done
I was going to make Grandma proud. I probably wouldn’t kill a guy, but I would definitely never accept anything less than what I deserved, ever again.
— Aug 05, 2025 03:39AM
Mona
is 25% done
I hadn’t unpacked, I hadn’t made it my own. It was as foreign to me as the rest of my life at the moment somewhat familiar but alien too.
— Aug 05, 2025 03:38AM

