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Soop
is on page 386 of 419
WHY DID U RUIN IT AT THE END he was able to explain everything he did and then WHY did she have to do the thing where she goes “but he wasn’t as mean as he could have been he’s secretly nice” STOP NO. THATS NOT HOW IT IS. NONE OF THIS AT LEAST HE DIDNT BLANK BLANK NO. NO. YALL WERE SO FUCKING CLOSE.
— Aug 08, 2025 09:01AM
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Soop
is on page 370 of 419
RHYSAND. STOP COMMITTING ASSAULT. I swear he’ll do the sweetest things and then be a TERRIBLE ASSAULTER like dude what are we supposed to be thankful that you assaulted Feyre to get her from “completely shattering” or whatever like NO. NO NO NO. NOT GOOD. I hope this book gets a movie adaption and they make Rhysand not so evil so we can just enjoy him being hot
— Aug 08, 2025 05:56AM
Soop
is on page 360 of 419
Okay Rhysand I was lowkey fucking w u in a problematic squealing kind of way but now you’re just a sexual harasser??? Sir NO that is NOT SEXY do NOT make Feyre naked and stripping for you the violATION uh uh sir I’m back to team tamlin (but Lucien 4ever my unproblematic king) I knew from the start so I’m waiting for the rhysand tragic backstory but he doesn’t need to be doing all this to pretend to be bad
— Aug 06, 2025 08:17PM
Soop
is on page 275 of 419
Tbh I kinda don’t care what happens right now? They had sex and it was anticlimactic imo and I know Tamlin and Feyre are gonna live after whatever battle they’re about to get themselves into, so I kinda don’t care about it. The drama is a little gone for me right now. I’m more intrigued by Nesta who I’m pretty sure is a magical creature hybrid because wdym the High Lord’s magic just DIDNT work on you??
— Aug 04, 2025 07:30PM
Soop
is on page 248 of 419
And if I may add, that smut scene was not a smut scene and tbh after all the sexy shit I heard about this book I was expecting more. Do I ship these too? Probably not? I did a bit earlier but the way they got together UNDER THE INFLUENCE BOO and then had a mostly vanilla sex scene I’m like eh the thrill be gone tbh
— Aug 04, 2025 11:58AM
Soop
is on page 230 of 419
THEY RUINED IT WHYD THEY HAVE TO HAVE THEIR FIRST KISS WHILE SHES DRUNK I HATE FHAT SO MUCH SHE SHOULDVE BEEN FULLY CONSCIOUS DURING IT FUCK YOU GUYS WHAT THE FUCK YOU HAD ONE FUCKINF JOB MOST UNSATISFYING GET TOGETHER EVER YOU SHITS
— Aug 04, 2025 11:17AM
Soop
is on page 82 of 419
Is it just me or does she use the word “poking” a lot?
The age thing. Ngl that made me go NOPE.
My thoughts on page 20: “is she gonna fuck the wolf? IS. SHE. GONNA. FUCK. THE WOLF”
- and also “so is this a beauty and the beast kind of thing? Cuz i don’t think I’d like that”
Me now: “*When* will they fuck?” Kinda wanna read it now
— Aug 01, 2025 06:12PM
The age thing. Ngl that made me go NOPE.
My thoughts on page 20: “is she gonna fuck the wolf? IS. SHE. GONNA. FUCK. THE WOLF”
- and also “so is this a beauty and the beast kind of thing? Cuz i don’t think I’d like that”
Me now: “*When* will they fuck?” Kinda wanna read it now
