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"And maybe this is just a trick of the light, but I've eaten almost the whole lobster before I notice the heart beat."
— Feb 06, 2012 08:42PM
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Miss Asima
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"The truth is I wasn't a rocket scientist to begin with, and every day I'm losing ground. I'm not stupid, but I'm getting there."
— Feb 09, 2012 06:00PM
Miss Asima
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"Because the only difference between a suicide and a martyrdom really is the amount of press coverage." "If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, doesn't it just lie there and rot?"
— Feb 08, 2012 01:57PM
Miss Asima
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"You realize the agent was right. You've never seen a crucifix with a Jesus who wasn't almost naked. You've never seen a fat Jesus. Or a Jesus with body hair. Every crucifix you've ever seen, the Jesus could be shirtless and modeling designer jeans or men's cologne."
— Feb 08, 2012 01:54PM
Miss Asima
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"...In case there's a sniper outside, I open the blinds and stand my gross obese body in the window. Please, anybody with a rifle and a scope. Shoot me right here. Right in my big fat heart. Right in my little wiener."
— Feb 08, 2012 07:50AM
Miss Asima
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"From up so high on my ladder, the thin bendable little arms and legs of the girl make me look again and again and wonder if someday I could be a pedophile."
— Feb 06, 2012 08:52PM
Miss Asima
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I love this man. Never fails to entertain me.
— Feb 06, 2012 07:07PM
