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HANNAHS:
“How many more Hannah’s did I have to live until Jesus came to the earth and harvested us like root vegetables and carried us up to heaven? I closed my eyes and waited for Judgement Day or my bus stop, which ever came first.”
There’s a quote on the back of this back that Maloney really thrives on the ending of his stories and I have to agree- this is a banger of a last sentence.
— Aug 11, 2025 09:44AM
“How many more Hannah’s did I have to live until Jesus came to the earth and harvested us like root vegetables and carried us up to heaven? I closed my eyes and waited for Judgement Day or my bus stop, which ever came first.”
There’s a quote on the back of this back that Maloney really thrives on the ending of his stories and I have to agree- this is a banger of a last sentence.
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WRATH KF THE RED-EYED WIZARD:
office culture is so fucking weird!
— Aug 11, 2025 09:59AM
office culture is so fucking weird!
Katie
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KING OF THE PIT:
Just a guy on drugs but fun!
“This song is so good I forgive my mom and dad for being terrible parents.”
— Aug 11, 2025 09:57AM
Just a guy on drugs but fun!
“This song is so good I forgive my mom and dad for being terrible parents.”
Katie
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HORSE GIRL FEVER:
Titular story, didn’t actually love this one. Fun title though.
— Aug 11, 2025 09:55AM
Titular story, didn’t actually love this one. Fun title though.
Katie
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GHOST 👻:
I am such a sucker for a first person narration of someone that is unraveling. It occurred to me reading this that when I mean that I almost always am talking about women, so it’s interesting reading from a man’s POV. The Abe Lincoln thread throughout made me laugh.
— Aug 11, 2025 09:42AM
I am such a sucker for a first person narration of someone that is unraveling. It occurred to me reading this that when I mean that I almost always am talking about women, so it’s interesting reading from a man’s POV. The Abe Lincoln thread throughout made me laugh.
