BOOK! Roasted’s Reviews > Gone Girl > Status Update

Okay I still think Nick is a POS but now I just think Amy is clinically nutso. So you're telling me Amy only stopped being 'cool girl' Amy because Nick hugely took that for granted and she finally stopped catering to him? Like yes she's still certifiable but Nick my guy I am not currently feeling bad that you're the one that got gored by the horns of the bull.

🖕🏼U NICK!!

First page and I'm dead. I'm sorry . 'Like a child, I picture opening her skull and unspooling her brain, sifting through her frantic centipede-esque thoughts...' dog NOBODY THINKS LIKE THIS.

One of my biggest pet peeves in books is when people sacrifice realism for prose. It's so tacky. Like, you're going to fabricate some behaviour that nobody does to try and shove fancy imagery in there.