Alejandra Guerrero’s Reviews > The Warlock’s Bride: A Cozy Fantasy Romance > Status Update

Wait. There's fuckin satyrs living in the town, but people are only wary of the witches? Make it make sense!

You don't know why people prefer to shop at the apothecary with the nice worlock instead of your shop? Geez, I wonder why, Karen!

Ugh, now I can't stop picturing him as Dr. Facilier, with the tall hat with tall, colorful feathers. I'm not sure I can continue reading this without cringing.

And of course the extra-sunshiny, overly sexual character is a POC.

You scowl at them every time they even dare talk about the masquerade in your presence, and you are angry they didn't ask you for help with said masquerade? Bitch! You don't get to have your cake and eat it! OMG, why is she so whiny, entitled and selfish?

I was wondering what he saw in this bitch. Apparently she's hot. That's it.

Wow. Just wow. This man can't be moving to where his best friend lives because of his best friend living there, no, it MUST be about Liliana, there's no way it's not about her! What a self-centered bitch.

Ugh, how dare her sister even suggest she might do such a dastardly thing as being attracted to a man? Babycakes, are you a lesbian? No? I mean, I'd imagine she's at least bisexual, because this is an MF romance. She could be asexual, but none of that has been established, at least here. If it was established in the previous book, then this can't be read out of order, nor can it be read on its own.

Ok, now I see what reviews mention about this woman being an ass. You don't get to bitch about the masquerade and then feel excluded when they tell you they don't need your help planning it. Especially after you essentially demonstrated (because she didn't talk, just scowled) that you're not gonna help willingly.

Why are these people speaking random Spanish? I thought they were Italian. I can assure you, those are two very different languages.